Please, just take a moment to...
04/17 2023
Please, just take a moment to...
Put on sunscreen
Put out your cigarette
Inspect your excrement
Ignore a homeless person
Learn how to perform CPR
Unlearn CPR (no kissing)
Reach out to loved ones
Cut loved ones out
Buy Narcan online
Buy books from brick & mortar stores
Move to a foreign country
Regret moving to a foreign country
Regret moving back home
Get a tattoo
Reflect on tattoo infections
Get vaccinated for everything
Go swimming at a lake
(good exercise)
Don't go swimming in a lake
(your legs will fall off)
Grab your tits in the shower
Don't grab a strangers tits in the shower
Drink a raw egg for breakfast
Never eat raw cookie dough
Sip your one allotted fancy IPA
Don't pour yourself five cheap lagers
(they'll mess up your circadian rhythm)
Watch out for frogs on the highway
Squash cockroaches with your fist
Don't think about death
Think about death to prepare
Remain childless for the future
Have two children before its too late
Listen to a voice for the last time
Fall in and out of love
See darkness before it falls
See light before it comes up.